Funny British Words on TShirts

Ark at Eee! - We've added some Bristolian Slogans to the site. Ark at Eee simply means: Listen to Him/ Her! A true expression from Bristol, England.

A Load Of Codswallop - A Load Of Rubbish, Crap.

Am I Bovvered? - A well-known phrase to the majority of Brits; this British word was made famous by our own Catherine Tate. To our American cousins it simply means, "I could care less".

Arse Over Tit - Head Over Heels. Ah, such choice British Words.

Best of British - Wish Them Good Luck British Style. The Best of British Design on British t-shirts. More great word shirts. 

Bloke - A Strange and Befuddling Word to the Americans. Try Using it as a Verb Instead of a Noun. I'm Right Bloked, I am! A British Bloke is You Guessed it a Guy. Just Bollocks!  The finer things in life are shirts sayings.

Bloked - You're Guess Is As Good As Mine! This is not one of the common British Sayings.

Bloody Hell - Be Naughty Say Bloody Hell - It's Enough to Make You a True Brit. It's Not Meant to Be Funny, It's Hell in Other Words. Really F'in Bad. One of our finest tshirts sayings.

Bob's Your Uncle - This Brit Saying Always Reminds me of Bob Monkhouse. Other Brits Will Know Who I'm on About. There's Not Much More British Than This Expression Which Means, "Presto" to the Rest of the World. Bob's Your Uncle? - There're You Go! You Might Get a Lot of Strange Looks from Persons who've Actually Got an Uncle Called Bob, Just Don't Spend Too Much Time Trying to Educate Them. Yeah, We Call Our Uncles Bob Over There...It's A Term of Endearment...

Bollocks - Rubbish. Not Good. Someone Tells You A Little White Lie, Tell Them Bollocks To That! a British Words Classic.

Bonk Me Quick - Have A Bit Of The Other - Sex, Quick!

Bugger! - S_ _ _! D_ _ _! Usually Used After You've Done Something Wrong.

By The Short And Curlies - In a Bind, As It Were?

Cheeky - Very naughty and a little bite rude but in a attractive and charismatic way.

Cheeky Bugger! - Naughty. Someone Comments That You've Got A Nice Pair (Rack, To The Americans), Call Them This!

Cock It Up, Will You? - Er, You've Made A Mistake

Corrr! - Exclamation Of Surprise

Der! - UK Equivalent Of "Duh" In The US

Dog's Bollocks - Such Words Conjure Up a Configuration of Eloquence That Just Flows Off the Tongue with Elegant Ease. You're Just Super, You Are! You Just Can't Fault Us Brits for Tongue In Cheek Humour. One of our favorite funny British Sayings.

Faff Off - Ever So Politely - Go Eff Yourself! When Patience Eludes You, Just Say It With These Two Very British Words.

Faff Off! - Go Away! Leave Me Alone!

Gert Macky - Gi-normous, Huge, Out of This World! A Bristolian weird word or saying on a t shirt.

Get Knotted! - Not So Polite - Get Stuffed

Get Stuffed! - Faff Off Not Doing the Trick, Then? Try This Slightly More Obvious Expression. This Cool Design Gets Funny UK T-Shirts Stamp of Approval. Don't You Wish You Had a T-shirt Like This at School? Could Have Saved You the World of Time!

Gobsmacked - At A Loss For Words. Amazed

Hanky Panky - Have A Bit Of A Snog. Making Out

I'm Cheesed Off - Tired Or Bored With Something. Annoyed

I'm On The Piss - Out Getting Drunk

I'm the Bees Knees - I'm Fantastic. I'm Fabulous. I'm the Bee's Knees. Let Everyone Know Precisely How Proud You Are to Hail from the Other Side of the Pond with This Funny British Saying.

Jammy - Superlicously Luvverly! Another Bristolian Sparkler - Meaning Very Nice Indeed!

Keep Your Hair On! - Calm Down!

L.O.M.B.A.R.D. - A Cockney acronym for Loads of Money But a Right D_ _ k Head!

Nookie Time - Have A Bit Of The Other - Sex.

Off Your Trolley - Insane. Crazy

Pratt - This UK Expression Sounds Very Rude But is Actually Quite Harmless. If Someone's Being a Little Bit Out of Line, Call Them This. Or Just Point to the T-Shirt and Give Them a Wink.

Slap & Tickle - Have A Bit Of A Snog. Making Out

Sod Off! - Impolite - Get Knotted

Sod's Law! - If Something Can Go Wrong, It Will!

Sweet Fanny Adams - Absolutely Nowt - Nothing!

Two Finger Salute - Insult Along The Lines Of The One Finger Salute.

Very Dodgy - Not To Be Trusted

Wanker - Time For A Little Anecdote. My English Friend and I were Driving Along When a Maniac Almost Took off the Side of My Car. In Unison We Both Yelled WANKER Out the Window. It Was A Thing of Beauty!

Yer Tiz - More Bristol England Words - Can't Find That Special Pair Daps Your Mum Bought You For Your Burfday - Then Finally You Spot Them Under the Settee, Next to Your Dad's Old Socks..."Yer Tiz" is What a True Bristolian Would Exclaim! A Word Shirts wonder or classic?

You're the Bees Knees - You're Fantastic. You're Fabulous. You're the Bee's Knees. Let the Special People in Your Life Know Exactly What You Think, With This Say It Out Loud UK Slogan. This Design on T-Shirts, apparel tshirts, Mugs and Stickers.