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SloganMeaning
A Load Of CodswallopA Load Of Rubbish, Crap
Arse Over TitHead Over Heels.
Best Of BritishGood Luck To You The British Way
BlokedYou're Guess Is As Good As Mine!
Bob's Your UncleThat's It. There You Go.
BollocksRubbish. Not Good. Someone Tells You A Little White Lie, Tell Them Bollocks To That
Bonk Me QuickHave A Bit Of The Other - Sex, Quick!
Bugger!Shit! Damn! Usually Used After You've Done Something Wrong.
By The Short And CurliesIn a Bind, As It Were?
Cheeky Bugger!Naughty. Someone Comments That You've Got A Nice Pair (Rack, To The Americans), Call Them This!
Cock It Up, Will You?Er, You've Made A Mistake
Corrr!Exclamation Of Surprise
Der!UK Equivalent Of "Duh" In The US
Dog's BollocksReally Fantastic
Faff Off!Go Away! Leave Me Alone!
Get Knotted!Not So Politel - Get Stuffed
Get Stuffed!Politely Go Away
GobsmackedAt A Loss For Words. Amazed
Hanky PankyHave A Bit Of A Snog. Making Out
I'm Cheesed OffTired Or Bored With Something. Annoyed
I'm On The PissOut Getting Drunk
I'M ShitfacedPlastered Or Drunk Beyond Reason.
Keep Your Hair On!Calm Down!
Nookie TimeHave A Bit Of The Other - Sex.
Off Your TrolleyInsane. Crazy
Slap & TickleHave A Bit Of A Snog. Making Out
Sod Off!Impolite -  Get Knotted
Sod'S Law!If Something Can Go Wrong, It Will!
Sweet Fanny AdamsAbsolutely Nowt - Nothing!
Two Finger SaluteInsult Along The Lines Of The One Finger Salute.
Very DodgyNot To Be Trusted
You're The Bee's KneesYou're Fantastic, Fabulous

British Expatriate Network - All Forums
Jul 05, 2008 02:33PM

http://www.british-expats.com/

Jul 04, 2008 12:29AM

OK, what ya gonna do?

Are you gonna be tres Amurican and have burgers and hot dogs and meet the family?
Or are you just going to enjoy yourself?
people with kids, we know what you're gonna do!
Those without responsibilty, what are you gonna do?

Me I'm planting V early in the morning all leafy greens, Bio dynamic gardening, then I'm opening a bottle of prosecco, getting out the strawberries and reading When you're engulfed in Flames by dear old Sedaris. An almost British Amurican writer.
Or maybe a book by Brad Thor, his name alone promises a fun ride.

Flags out guys, have a fun day.:D

Jul 03, 2008 09:10AM

moving to belgium, need help

hi everyone,
i will be of moving to belgium with my fiancee this september , i need some suggestions about the cost of living, pricing of rooms and taxation.
thanks in advance:wink:

Jul 02, 2008 08:05PM

Hey,Joan!

I'm not from Cambridgeshire, but am still glad to see you here! :) How did you find your emmigration back then? Mine was hard enough and I've only been here 7 years. If I hadn't found this site (still in its relative infancy then), I think we'd've gone back pronto.

Welcome to Britnet

Jul 02, 2008 03:23PM

try your knowledge of american history/constitution

http://games.toast.net/independence/

Jul 02, 2008 02:38PM

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